7.27.20 - Kid snippets: Clara will pay me later

I had a nicer phone headset. The cord was dragging on the ground near my desk. Jack accidentally ran it over with the vaccuum. The phone headset is no more. Jack was angry about this.

Jack: *grumbles*
Me: It's fine, accidents happen.
Clara: It's okay! It can still work!
Me: No, babe, it doesn't work anymore.
Clara: Well it's okay. We can buy a new one!
Me: Honey when things cost money we really try not to destroy them. ...Also just in general, actually.
Clara: Yeah but we can still buy a new one.
Me: Are you going to give me money to buy a new one?
Clara: Yeah!
Me: Oh good, can I have it?
Clara: Yeah! Just when I grow up.