Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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